surisburnbook:

I know they are treating you like a young member of the Russian Imperial Family, but actually, your father is Nick Cannon and you are wearing jeans. You have no right to this facial expression.

surisburnbook:

I know they are treating you like a young member of the Russian Imperial Family, but actually, your father is Nick Cannon and you are wearing jeans. You have no right to this facial expression.

signedfury:

Dreads, Eds, & Spreads

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silfarione:

Amazing photos of a family in the 1970’s that lived with a lion by Michael Rougier. (LIFE Archive)

Fuck. That.

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lolzpicx:

Just Funny Pics click here for more

clavicola:

This begins a no-rule summer.

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beyonceindonesia:

Beyoncé “Making of Revel Part 1”

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@Karmen_Kamille

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kanyebreast:

BURNNNNNNNNNNNNN

kanyebreast:

BURNNNNNNNNNNNNN

(Source: funny---posts)

Yesssssss!!!!!!!!!

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GHETTO TRANSLATIONS 101

  • #1 “I’m around da corner.” = I’m 45 minutes away
  • #2 "We in Dis Bitch!" = We Will be attending the event
  • #3 Free my nigggaaa" = Although he did commit a crime that is against the law.. free to him because he is my friend
  • #4 "so you Mad?" = "it amuses me that your angered by what just occurred when it didn't seem like a big deal to me
  • #5 "you wasnt with me shootin in the gym" = you did not contribute to my current success in any way, shape or form
  • #6 Where dey do dat at? = What type of establishment allows behavior of that sort?
  • #7 Im Bout To Go Ham = If you say 1 more thing that displeases me. I shall be forced to take disciplinary actions
  • #8 "I got da whip"= My mother was kind enough to let me use the car.
  • #9 You Tryna Chill? = I Really Want To Engage In Sexual Activity With You But If I Said That You Might Say No
  • #10 "I'm chillin tonight" = My current financial situation is not budgeted for extra curricular activity."
  • # 11 "you aint bout that life" = your living standards are not fit for the situation at hand!
  • #12 Sh*t just got real! = The situation has escalated to the highest point of seriousness & is no longer a laughing matter!!

lifesentences:

This is happening RIGHT NOW. 

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surisburnbook:

Bored baby alert! Amaya Hermann, daughter of Mariska Hargitay, was positively teeming with ennui at a Central Park event this week.
I understand it. Public parks are extremely lame, and making celebrity appearances at events with commoners is just about the most embarrassing activity in the world. But, young lady, you attended this event with Mariska Hargitay: Emmy winner, activist, Detective Benson.
You don’t even know what it means to be bored.

surisburnbook:

Bored baby alert! Amaya Hermann, daughter of Mariska Hargitay, was positively teeming with ennui at a Central Park event this week.

I understand it. Public parks are extremely lame, and making celebrity appearances at events with commoners is just about the most embarrassing activity in the world. But, young lady, you attended this event with Mariska Hargitay: Emmy winner, activist, Detective Benson.

You don’t even know what it means to be bored.